"SHAAAAADAAAAP! Mister La-di-da Gunner Graham. Fine pair of shoulders. You is a bunch of poofs -you isz!", or for singing (unleashing a plague of) whispering grass. " And the show always closed by them singing to a sitar, their version of 'Land Of Hope & Glory'. Sgt. Major Williams (Windsor Davies) is an old soldier who's been lumbered with the job of looking after "a load of puffs". Among the "puffs" he has to keep his eye on are Gunner 'Lofty' Sugden (Don Estelle), Gunner 'Gloria' Beaumont (Melvyn Hayes), Gunner Parkin (Christopher Mitchell) and Gunner Graham (John Clegg). Remember them? - Based around a concert party in Burma during WWII with Windsor Davis as the Irrate and unhappy Sergeant Major! The concert party is commanded by Colonel Reynolds (Donald Hewlett), who is assisted by Captain Ashwood (Michael Knowles). Michael Bates as Rangi Ram (Series 1-5) Windsor Davies as Sgt. Major Williams Melvyn Hayes as Gunner 'Gloria' Beaumont George Layton as Bombadier 'Solly' Solomons (Series 1-2) Don Estelle as Gunner 'Lofty' Sugden Donald Hewlett as Colonel Reynolds Michael Knowles as Captain Ashwood John Clegg as Gunner 'Paderewski' Graham Mike Kinsey as Gunner 'Nosher' Evans Kenneth MacDonald as Gunner 'Nobby' Clark Stuart McGuigan as Gunner 'Atlas' Macintosh Christopher Mitchell as Gunner 'Parky' Parkins Dino Shafeek as Char Wallah Muhammed Babar Bhatti as Punka Wallah Rumzan -- No virus found in this outgoing message. Checked by AVG Anti-Virus. Version: 7.0.322 / Virus Database: 266.11.12 - Release Date: 17/05/2005

>> ----- Original Message ----- >> From: "Chris & Caroline" <[email protected]> >> Melvyn Hayes as Gunner 'Gloria' Beaumont ***** Recently elected King Rat in the charitable organisation "The Grand Order of Water Rats", and currently appearing as a driving instructor in Eastenders.