You are a trip! <giggle> Myran Morgan "The Gordons of Anderson County" -----Original Message----- From: Bill Gordon <[email protected]> To: [email protected] <[email protected]> Date: Friday, July 16, 1999 8:29 AM Subject: Re: GORDON Imposters >Friends, > >I have decided to come clean in public: I am a Gordon imposter! It has >been a long, lonely life, filled with sick longings that I were a true >Gordon, not just the phony it has been my fate to be. What I wouldn't >give for a drop of real Gordon blood to course my veins, for a Gordon >thought to flit across my inner scape, for a tartan cloth to call my >own. Ah me, wretch that I have been. Can anyone forgive such a life gone >so wrong? Pity, pity and more pity is my want. I am but a dog among men. > >It all began when I met my first Gordons. They were so intelligent, >virile, good looking, compassionate, prescient, wise. Who could not have >wanted to be like them, to be them? > >It will be a long, expensive road to recovery. I have established a fund >to aid those of us who suffer from the faux Gordon syndrome. Please send >your contributions to Gordon Imposters Anonymous, Huntley, Scotland. God >bless all true Gordons. Let all Gordon imposters repent immediately and >join those of us now in recovery. There is hope. There is a future. >There are the McDonalds for one thing. > >