John, Here's an outline of my Gordon line that start in Aberdeen, Scotland and end up in Biddeford, York co., Maine. I provide all the Gordon names I have, not just my direct line indicated by an * for a better chance that you might connect. I am also seeking any additional information on these Gordons. Descendants of Alexander* GORDON 1 Alexander* GORDON 1635 - 1697 ... +Mary* LISSON 1644 - ........ 2 Elizabeth GORDON 1663/64 - 1696/97 ............. +Thomas EMERSON - 1696/97 ........ 2 Nicholas GORDON 1665/66 - Aft. 1747 ............. +Maria HERSEY ........ *2nd Wife of Nicholas GORDON: ............. +Sarah HALE ........ 2 Mary GORDON 1668 - ............. +Nicholas SMITH 1661 - 1716 ........ 2 John* GORDON 1670 - Aft. 1742 ............. +Sarah* ALLEN 1676/77 - .................. 3 Joseph* GORDON 1703 - ............................ 4 John* GORDON 1727 - ...................................... 5 Benjamin* GORDON 1775 - ............................................ +Betsey GOODWIN 1778 - ................................................. 6 Seth* GORDON 1812 - ...................................................... +Octavia* PERKINS 1820 - 1845 ........................................................... 7 Roswell D.* GORDON ................................................................ +Elizabeth* TIERLIN ..................................................................... 8 Charles I. GORDON 1852 - ........................................................................... +Mary A. J. HARTWELL ..................................................................... 8 Celestine (Tina) GORDON 1855 - ........................................................................... +F. N. QUINLAND ..................................................................... 8 Annette S. GORDON 1857 - ........................................................................... +Francis A. PERKINS ..................................................................... 8 Seth Albert GORDON 1861 - 1861 ..................................................................... 8 Carrie Louise* GORDON 1865 - 1949 ........................................................................... +Roscoe Bowers* EMMONS 1860 - ..................................................................... 8 J. Frederick GORDON 1868 - ........................................................................... +Mattie L. DWYER ................................................. *2nd Wife of Seth* GORDON: ...................................................... +Betsy PERKINS 1821 - ............................ 4 Andrew GORDON .................. 3 Allen GORDON - Aft. 1760 .................. 3 John GORDON ........................ +Hannah WILLETT .................. 3 Hannah GORDON ........ 2 James GORDON 1673 - ........ 2 Jane GORDON 1673 - ........ 2 Alexander GORDON 1675 - ........ 2 Thomas GORDON 1678 - ........ 2 Daniel GORDON 1682 - Doug Smith

HI JOHN, I ALSO HAVE GORDON ANCESTORS FROM MAINE. THE ONLY INFO THAT I HAVE IS HER NAME AND MARRIAGE AND DEATH DATES. MARY JANE GORDON BORN APPROX. 1849 IN ? READFIELD, KENNEBEC, MAINE MARRIED : 1-AUGUST-1868 TO WINFIELD SCOT BROWN IN ? AUGUSTA, MAINE DIED: 20-SEPTEMBER-1878 IN AUGUSTA, MAINE ( CHILDBIRTH ) MARY JANE AND WINFIELD HAD AT LEAST ONE CHILD : SUSAN CONY BROWN, BORN 28-DECEMBER-1871. SHE WAS MY GR GRANDMOTHER. I WOULD LOVE TO FIND INFO ON MARY JANE AND HER PARENTS BUT SO FAR I HAVEN'T HAD ANY LUCK. HOPEFULLY SOMEWHERE WE CAN MAKE A CONNECTION. KAREN NAUGHTON

Would anyone have a William B. Gordon in their line who, according to census, was born abt. 1801 in NC? Was in Rhea Co. , TN (east TN) by early 1820s. In area also, was a John Gordon and a George Gordon, but do not know of any connection at this time. William B. Gordon married Margaret Rogers, daughter of James and Anna Blair Rogers in 1824 in Rhea Co., TN. They had possibly 3 children, but only know of Jane who married W.S. Gilliam in Rhea Co. and Eleanor who married Hardin Otha Green. All of these families are in Overton Co., TN by 1850. Putnam Co., TN is then created partly from Overton and they are in Putnam Co., TN by 1860. William B. and Margaret are dead by early to mid 1870s in Putnam Co., TN. Would appreciate any clues as to what NC Gordon family this William B. Gordon may have come from. Thanks, Greg

John, While it seems that most of on this list had ancestors who were Southerners, I think that you will find that most of us believe in "Southern Hospitality" and will make you welcome. Enjoy your search and good luck. Margaret McCleskey, Arlington, TX [email protected] wrote: > > Hi everyone! > My name's John Wesley Gordon, and my Gordon roots are in York Co. Maine. > I'm very new to being online, and just subscribed to this list a few days ago. > ( are ALL your Gordons from the south? <g> ) > I've just decided to try and find my family tree, too. My older relations > have all passed, so my info is limited to inscriptions on stones and personal > memories. > In many ways, I've only just begun! > > John W. Gordon

There is some evidence and a strong case that the Stone of Scone is actually the stone on which Jacob slept when he dreamed as portrayed in the Old Testament. The method of arriving in Scotland is not as unlikely as it may sound. Possibly, that same methodology would explain the Lost Tribes theory. Or, a lot of wistful thinking. >I was reading a book a while ago that stated that it is believed that the >Tartans of Scotland could have come about from the Twelve Tribes of Israel. >They used various colors to identify that they belonged to a certain Tribe. >They would carry these ahead of them when they went into battle. There is >also a book out that believes that the unaccounted for Tribes of Israel ended >up in Scotland. I don't know how much credibility we can accord these various >stories, but they do give rise to thought. >The Tartans had to start sometime from some concept. Remember Joseph's Coat >of Many Colors? Who Knows ???? > >

I have a DAVID GORDON born and died unknown, but died in Gibson Co., Tennessee. He married Ailsie Edwards December 07, 1797 in Garrard Co., Kentucky. David was a Baptist preacher and he was my 3rd great grand uncle. Unfortunately, I know nothing else about him. [email protected] wrote: > > There was a David Gordon listed in the Adair County, Ky census of 1810, > along with a Jesse Gordon. This census was alphabetized, so have no idea if > they were living close to one another or not. He was listed with 6 slaves, > but no family. His age was 45+ > If you don't think he was too old to be your ancestor, you may want to check > him out. > > Carolyn Grace > > Pam Stone wrote: > > > Hi, all, > > > > Hoping to find the family & wife of, as well as connect to others > > descended from David GORDON, Sr., who d. 1848 or 1849 in Boone Co., > > MO. David's wife is unknown to me at this point; he first patented land > > in Boone in 1824, moving from an unknown KY Co. He may have been > > born anywhere, though I suspect VA, SC or NC. Within 15 years, David > > had patented nearly 1,000 acres in Boone Co., and built a large > > plantation house that survived until 1998 [when it was burnt > > by an arsonist, I have heard...] David's will named the > > following children and grandchildren: > > > > Sons, David GORDON Jr., Charles W. GORDON, > > George W. GORDON, James M. GORDON, > > John B. GORDON; grandsons Weillington [sic] > > GORDON [apparently, son of John B. {dec'd.?}]; other > > children of John B. GORDON, their mother, Sophia > > GORDON; daughters, Polly CLARK, Elizabeth DOTY, > > Emily GUITAR, Jane AUSTIN > > > > I am descended from Jane GORDON, b. 1821/22, KY; m. > > 1839, Boone Co., MO, William W. AUSTIN, b. VA. William's > > family is undentified as of yet. Jane & William's children > > were: > > Mary Ann AUSTIN, b. 1839/40 > > David Jones AUSTIN, b. April, 1841 > > Virginia AUSTIN, b. 1843/44 > > Leonora AUSTIN, b. 1845/46 > > William AUSTIN, b. 1846/47 > > Theodosia B. AUSTIN, b. 1848/49 > > > > There may have been other children of Jane & William that I have > > not yet located. > > > > Does anyone connect to this family? Look forward to hearing from > > you! Please reply directly to me, as I am unsubscribing [going out > > of town in a couple of days for a while.] > > > > Thanks! > > > > Pam > > [email protected] > > > > et

Hurston, Try my homepage. http://www.familytreemaker.com/users/g/o/r/Fred-D-Gordon/ Fred Gordon of Texas "L. Hurston Anderson" wrote: > > Trish, > > I think I have a hit with you on the Gordon's in Giles County. If so they > are definitely part of the Gordons of the Deep South coming from Ruth and > John Gordon who moved from VA to Union District, SC fifty years > earlier...and then offspring went on west to AL, TN, etc. > > I would greatly like to make the connection with the Gordons of Greene Co, > AL...a connection which I am certain exists, but which I cannot prove. Do > you have any more info befoe Thomas Kennedy Gordon...especially forebears. > I believe Mont Gordon is quite near Brick Church, Giles County, TN where the > connections is more likely to be made...at least with my portion. > > Does any of this sound familiar. > > Hurston Anderson > > >Hello Bill, > > Gee, I'd like to think we are climbing the same tree - so to speak - > >but I'm afraid not. Here's my family in a nutshell. Thomas Kennedy > >Gordon(B. 6 April 1792, D 31 March 1880) of Mont Gordon, Giles County, > >Tennessee married Elizabeth Lane 24 February 1830. They had a bunch (10 or > >so ) of children. Their first son was David Marion Gordon B 15 February 1821 > >in Tennessee, D. 16 February 1902 in Coxey or Ripley, Limestone County, > >Alabama. This was my great grandfather. In 1856, David Marion married Sarah > >Frances Waters. They had a few children, too. > > > >Lille b. 1857 > >Margaret LUCRETIA b. 1859 > >Sarah Frances b. 1863 > >Thomas b. 1866 > >David M. Jr, b. 1867 > >William Wallace b 1869 his gr. granddaughter is into family history in > >a big way > >Malvina "MALLIE" b. 1871 > >Eula Lee b. 1874 > >CORA LEWIS GORDON (Abernathy) b. 1877 My grandmother. > > > >Sarah Waters Gordon died about 1882. > > > > > > Not much to run with, but hopefully you'll find a common thread. > >Please let me know if any of this makes sense to you. At the moment I'm > >searching for information about a Battle of Salem, possibly fought near > >Nashville. Grandfather David Marion Gordon was taken to a Nashville prison > >after that battle because he refused the oath of allegiance to the union. > > Best of luck in your quest. Please keep me in mind if you uncover > >any tidbits of knowledge. > > > >Trish > > > >

Hello Cousin Fred, It's so nice to hear from you. David Marion Gordon was my great-grandfather. His youngest child, Cora Lewis Gordon Abernathy was my wonderful grandmother. She moved to Texas with her husband and children. They lived in Austin. Later one daughter moved to San Antonio and her son moved to the Houston area. Where in Texas are you? And as my Aunt Floye was quick to ask, who are your parents? Thank you for David Marion's enlistment info.Would company A, Ward's Battery have been part of the 11th Alabama Art.? Do you have any knowledge of David Marion's imprisonment in Nashville? Please tell me what your interest along these lines are. Let's see if we can exchange and or confirm info. It is so grand to find you. Please write soon. Your cousin, Trish

"E"......why did you repeat my message? e gordon wrote: > > Waters Family Genealogy > > Ric wrote: > > > Trish, > > > > David Marion Gordon was my 2nd cousin 3 times removed. David is buried > > in the Gordon Cemetery, Limestone Co., Alabama. He served in Co. A, > > Ward's Battery, Confederate States Army and he married twice. First > > wife, Elizabeth J. Jones, second wife, Sarah Frances Waters. Please let > > me know where you fit in as my cousin. > > > > Fred Gordon > > of Texas > > > > [email protected] wrote: > > > > > > Hello, Ethel, > > > I 'm Trish Boehm, Gr. granddaughter of David Marion Gordon of Mont > > > Gordon, Giles Co. Tennessee and Limestone Co. Alabama. When and where- > > > possibly- do you believe your gr. grandfather was born? If either Giles, > > > Tenn. or Limestone Co., Ala. rings a bell, I might be able to steer you in a > > > more productive direction. Hope to be of assistance. > > > [email protected]

Trish, David Marion Gordon was my 2nd cousin 3 times removed. David is buried in the Gordon Cemetery, Limestone Co., Alabama. He served in Co. A, Ward's Battery, Confederate States Army and he married twice. First wife, Elizabeth J. Jones, second wife, Sarah Frances Waters. Please let me know where you fit in as my cousin. Fred Gordon of Texas [email protected] wrote: > > Hello, Ethel, > I 'm Trish Boehm, Gr. granddaughter of David Marion Gordon of Mont > Gordon, Giles Co. Tennessee and Limestone Co. Alabama. When and where- > possibly- do you believe your gr. grandfather was born? If either Giles, > Tenn. or Limestone Co., Ala. rings a bell, I might be able to steer you in a > more productive direction. Hope to be of assistance. > [email protected]

Hi everyone! My name's John Wesley Gordon, and my Gordon roots are in York Co. Maine. I'm very new to being online, and just subscribed to this list a few days ago. ( are ALL your Gordons from the south? <g> ) I've just decided to try and find my family tree, too. My older relations have all passed, so my info is limited to inscriptions on stones and personal memories. In many ways, I've only just begun! John W. Gordon

Waters Family Genealogy Ric wrote: > Trish, > > David Marion Gordon was my 2nd cousin 3 times removed. David is buried > in the Gordon Cemetery, Limestone Co., Alabama. He served in Co. A, > Ward's Battery, Confederate States Army and he married twice. First > wife, Elizabeth J. Jones, second wife, Sarah Frances Waters. Please let > me know where you fit in as my cousin. > > Fred Gordon > of Texas > > [email protected] wrote: > > > > Hello, Ethel, > > I 'm Trish Boehm, Gr. granddaughter of David Marion Gordon of Mont > > Gordon, Giles Co. Tennessee and Limestone Co. Alabama. When and where- > > possibly- do you believe your gr. grandfather was born? If either Giles, > > Tenn. or Limestone Co., Ala. rings a bell, I might be able to steer you in a > > more productive direction. Hope to be of assistance. > > [email protected]

OK, so tell us what you have. I am from Cumberland County, Maine. Best wishes, Dana Edgecomb At 09:23 PM 7/17/1999 EDT, you wrote: >Hi everyone! >My name's John Wesley Gordon, and my Gordon roots are in York Co. Maine. >I'm very new to being online, and just subscribed to this list a few days ago. > ( are ALL your Gordons from the south? <g> ) >I've just decided to try and find my family tree, too. My older relations >have all passed, so my info is limited to inscriptions on stones and personal >memories. >In many ways, I've only just begun! > >John W. Gordon > > >

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It's been a while since I posted, but with all the recent activity I thought I would try again. I am looking for David Gordon, b. 1776, possibly in SC, d. 6 Apr 1825 in Bedford Co. TN.; m. Mary Reynolds, b. 1776, possibly in SC, d. 9 May 1825 in Bedford Co. TN. 7 children Margaret m. Jonathan Dunnaway Mary m. ? Walker Samuel Baldwin m. Amelia Euless Elizabeth (died young?) Amzi Byers m. ? March Emma (died young?) William Carroll m. Sarah Ann Coble Any help on David & Mary; Margaret, Mary, or Amzi would be helpful. Thanks Mark McCall Albuquerque NM

Bill --- What IS your problem? Last I heard, anyone whose father's name is Gordon is entitled to wear the tartan and the clan badge. Sir, if you were born McGillicudy and swear fealty to the Chief of the Clan, you're no "impostor," simply an "adopted son." Erin go bragh! and devil take the hindmost! 8-) -- Cheers, Jim Gordon, Laurel, MD USA Bill Gordon wrote: > > Friends, > > I have decided to come clean in public: I am a Gordon imposter! It has > been a long, lonely life, filled with sick longings that I were a true > Gordon, not just the phony it has been my fate to be. What I wouldn't > give for a drop of real Gordon blood to course my veins, for a Gordon > thought to flit across my inner scape, for a tartan cloth to call my > own. Ah me, wretch that I have been. Can anyone forgive such a life gone > so wrong? Pity, pity and more pity is my want. I am but a dog among men. > > It all began when I met my first Gordons. They were so intelligent, > virile, good looking, compassionate, prescient, wise. Who could not have > wanted to be like them, to be them? > > It will be a long, expensive road to recovery. I have established a fund > to aid those of us who suffer from the faux Gordon syndrome. Please send > your contributions to Gordon Imposters Anonymous, Huntley, Scotland. God > bless all true Gordons. Let all Gordon imposters repent immediately and > join those of us now in recovery. There is hope. There is a future. > There are the McDonalds for one thing.

Hi Cheryl Nice to have a chance to talk to you. Let me see, how can we help each other. What I know about Ruby is that she married Everett Faulkner (does that match you?) Ruby died in Oct 1948 and is buried at Maple Hill Cemetery in Kansas City, KS. Family lore says that she married a Charlie Mathews(Matthews) 1st and Everett Faulkner 2nd. (does that match?) Faulkner has been spelled "Faulkner and Faulconer" Do you have marriage info on Bessie? Who (if you don't mind me asking) was your father? Keep in touch, Interesting how close these names are. I got mine from a family/bible page. Let me know whatch think. -----Original Message----- From: Cheryl Lewis <[email protected]> To: [email protected] <[email protected]> Date: Friday, July 16, 1999 3:45 PM Subject: Re: My Gordon Line >Kathy in California - - I don't think we have a match on our GORDONs but >you have so many names that match the names in my family that I thought I >would write to you anyway. I do no have a Benjamin Frank GORDON in my >line, but check these names out. > >You have: > >>Gordon, Cecil O. b. 29 Apr 1902 d. 18 Feb 1904? > >I have a Cecil Paul GORDON b. about 1900 > >You have: >>Gordon, Daisy Belle b. 8 Jan 1894 d. ? married Walter Louis PERKINS 19 >>Apr 1916 > >I have a Bessie Belle GORDON b. 17 July 1898 > >You have: >>Gordon, Ruby b. 15 May 1896 d. 26 Oct 1948 Kansas City, KS. married 1st >>Charlie MATHEWS (matthews?), 2nd Everett FAULCONER 9 Dec 1916 > >My mother's name was Ruby GORDON b. 20 Mar 1906 > >What do you think? Ruby, Belle and Cecil are not that common a name. > >Cheryl SCHOCKEY LEWIS [email protected] >Colorado Springs, CO > > > >>I haven't posted for awhile. Here is what I have and am researching. >> >>Researching Benjamin Frank Gordon, birthplace maybe Indiana. >>Married Rosa M. Schubaugh on 17 May 1883 in St. Joseph, Missouri. >> >>Children: >> >>Gordon, Allen Louis b. 21 Nov 1889 d. 29 Nov 1936 married Martha LISENFEE >>(spelling?) 25 Nov 1916 >> >>Gordon, Bertha Pearl b. 17 Dec 1886 Lynn, Indiana (Richmond?) d. 6 Oct 1972 >>Gardena, CA married Lee Charles WARWICK 1 Jan 1906 >> >>Gordon, Cecil O. b. 29 Apr 1902 d. 18 Feb 1904? >> >>Gordon, Daisy Belle b. 8 Jan 1894 d. ? married Walter Louis PERKINS 19 >>Apr 1916 >> >>Gordon, David Edward b. 23 Jan 1920 d. ? >> >>Gordon, Percy Wayne b. 9 Oct 1891 d. 11 Jan 1893 >> >>Gordon, Raymond Allen b. 5 Nov 1917 d. ? >> >>Gordon, Ruby b. 15 May 1896 d. 26 Oct 1948 Kansas City, KS. married 1st >>Charlie MATHEWS (matthews?), 2nd Everett FAULCONER 9 Dec 1916 >> >>Gordon, Sidney May b. 14 Jul 1888 d. 28 Jul 1888 >> >>Gordon, Vera Estella b. 5 Jun 1885 d. 28 Jun 1886 >> >> >>As you can see, I am missing locations and spousal info. on most. If you >>can help with any of these it would be appreciated. >> >>Thanks for reading this. >> >>Kathy in California > > >

Kathy in California - - I don't think we have a match on our GORDONs but you have so many names that match the names in my family that I thought I would write to you anyway. I do no have a Benjamin Frank GORDON in my line, but check these names out. You have: >Gordon, Cecil O. b. 29 Apr 1902 d. 18 Feb 1904? I have a Cecil Paul GORDON b. about 1900 You have: >Gordon, Daisy Belle b. 8 Jan 1894 d. ? married Walter Louis PERKINS 19 >Apr 1916 I have a Bessie Belle GORDON b. 17 July 1898 You have: >Gordon, Ruby b. 15 May 1896 d. 26 Oct 1948 Kansas City, KS. married 1st >Charlie MATHEWS (matthews?), 2nd Everett FAULCONER 9 Dec 1916 My mother's name was Ruby GORDON b. 20 Mar 1906 What do you think? Ruby, Belle and Cecil are not that common a name. Cheryl SCHOCKEY LEWIS [email protected] Colorado Springs, CO >I haven't posted for awhile. Here is what I have and am researching. > >Researching Benjamin Frank Gordon, birthplace maybe Indiana. >Married Rosa M. Schubaugh on 17 May 1883 in St. Joseph, Missouri. > >Children: > >Gordon, Allen Louis b. 21 Nov 1889 d. 29 Nov 1936 married Martha LISENFEE >(spelling?) 25 Nov 1916 > >Gordon, Bertha Pearl b. 17 Dec 1886 Lynn, Indiana (Richmond?) d. 6 Oct 1972 >Gardena, CA married Lee Charles WARWICK 1 Jan 1906 > >Gordon, Cecil O. b. 29 Apr 1902 d. 18 Feb 1904? > >Gordon, Daisy Belle b. 8 Jan 1894 d. ? married Walter Louis PERKINS 19 >Apr 1916 > >Gordon, David Edward b. 23 Jan 1920 d. ? > >Gordon, Percy Wayne b. 9 Oct 1891 d. 11 Jan 1893 > >Gordon, Raymond Allen b. 5 Nov 1917 d. ? > >Gordon, Ruby b. 15 May 1896 d. 26 Oct 1948 Kansas City, KS. married 1st >Charlie MATHEWS (matthews?), 2nd Everett FAULCONER 9 Dec 1916 > >Gordon, Sidney May b. 14 Jul 1888 d. 28 Jul 1888 > >Gordon, Vera Estella b. 5 Jun 1885 d. 28 Jun 1886 > > >As you can see, I am missing locations and spousal info. on most. If you >can help with any of these it would be appreciated. > >Thanks for reading this. > >Kathy in California

I haven't posted for awhile. Here is what I have and am researching. Researching Benjamin Frank Gordon, birthplace maybe Indiana. Married Rosa M. Schubaugh on 17 May 1883 in St. Joseph, Missouri. Children: Gordon, Allen Louis b. 21 Nov 1889 d. 29 Nov 1936 married Martha LISENFEE (spelling?) 25 Nov 1916 Gordon, Bertha Pearl b. 17 Dec 1886 Lynn, Indiana (Richmond?) d. 6 Oct 1972 Gardena, CA married Lee Charles WARWICK 1 Jan 1906 Gordon, Cecil O. b. 29 Apr 1902 d. 18 Feb 1904? Gordon, Daisy Belle b. 8 Jan 1894 d. ? married Walter Louis PERKINS 19 Apr 1916 Gordon, David Edward b. 23 Jan 1920 d. ? Gordon, Percy Wayne b. 9 Oct 1891 d. 11 Jan 1893 Gordon, Raymond Allen b. 5 Nov 1917 d. ? Gordon, Ruby b. 15 May 1896 d. 26 Oct 1948 Kansas City, KS. married 1st Charlie MATHEWS (matthews?), 2nd Everett FAULCONER 9 Dec 1916 Gordon, Sidney May b. 14 Jul 1888 d. 28 Jul 1888 Gordon, Vera Estella b. 5 Jun 1885 d. 28 Jun 1886 As you can see, I am missing locations and spousal info. on most. If you can help with any of these it would be appreciated. Thanks for reading this. Kathy in California

You are a trip! <giggle> Myran Morgan "The Gordons of Anderson County" -----Original Message----- From: Bill Gordon <[email protected]> To: [email protected] <[email protected]> Date: Friday, July 16, 1999 8:29 AM Subject: Re: GORDON Imposters >Friends, > >I have decided to come clean in public: I am a Gordon imposter! It has >been a long, lonely life, filled with sick longings that I were a true >Gordon, not just the phony it has been my fate to be. What I wouldn't >give for a drop of real Gordon blood to course my veins, for a Gordon >thought to flit across my inner scape, for a tartan cloth to call my >own. Ah me, wretch that I have been. Can anyone forgive such a life gone >so wrong? Pity, pity and more pity is my want. I am but a dog among men. > >It all began when I met my first Gordons. They were so intelligent, >virile, good looking, compassionate, prescient, wise. Who could not have >wanted to be like them, to be them? > >It will be a long, expensive road to recovery. I have established a fund >to aid those of us who suffer from the faux Gordon syndrome. Please send >your contributions to Gordon Imposters Anonymous, Huntley, Scotland. God >bless all true Gordons. Let all Gordon imposters repent immediately and >join those of us now in recovery. There is hope. There is a future. >There are the McDonalds for one thing. > >