enjoy....Karen > < Affair > >> > >> A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over,she puts her nine year old son in the closet. One day the woman hears a car in the driveway and puts her lover in the closet as well. Inside the closet, the little boy says, "It's dark in here, isn't it?" > >> > >> "Yes, it is," the man replies. > >> > >> "You wanna buy a baseball?" the little boy asks. > >> > >> "No thanks," the man replies. > >> > >> "I think you do want to buy a baseball," the little extortionist > continues. > >> > >> "OK. How much?" the man replies after considering the position he's in. > >> > >> "Twenty-five dollars," the little boy replies. > >> > >> "TWENTY-FIVE DOLLARS?" the man repeats incredulously, but complies to > >> protect his hidden position. The following week, the lover is visiting > the > >> woman again when she hears a car in the driveway and, again, places her > >> lover in the closet with her little boy. > >> > >> "It's dark in here, isn't it?" the boy starts off. > >> > >> "Yes, it is," replies the man. > >> > >> "Wanna buy a baseball glove?" the little boy asks. > >> > >> "OK. How much?" the hiding lover responds, acknowledging his > disadvantage. > >> > >> "Fifty dollars," the boy replies and the transaction is completed. > >> > >> The next weekend, the little boy's father says "Hey, son. Go get your > ball > >> and glove and we'll play some catch." > >> > >> "I can't. I sold them," replies the little boy. > >> > >> "How much did you get for them?" asks the father, expecting to hear the > >> profit in terms of lizards and candy. > >> > >> "Seventy-five dollars," the little boy says. > >> > >> "SEVENTY-FIVE DOLLARS? That's thievery! I'm taking you to the church > >> right now. You must confess your sin and ask for forgiveness," the > father > >> explains as he hauls the child away. At the church, the little boy goes > >> into the confessional, draws the curtain, sits down, and says "It's dark > in > >> here, isn't it?" > >> > >> To which the priest exclaims, "Don't you start that shit in here." > ---------------------------------------------- > What has three teeth and sixty feet? > The front row at a Willie Nelson concert. > > What is the new O.J. web site address? > slash.slash.backslash.escape > > What did the lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog? > They're right! We do taste like chicken! > > What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common? > Their balls are just for decoration. > > What is the difference between erotic and kinky? > Erotic is using a feather ... kinky is using the whole > chicken. > > Why can't Helen Keller drive? > Because she's a woman. > > Why don't blind people skydive? > Because it scares the hell out of the dog. > > What has four legs and an arm? > A happy pit-bull > > What do you get when you have a cow and a duck? > Milk and quackers. > > How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? > It's not hard > > Redneck Joke > > A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Wanna > hear a > "redneck" joke?" > > The guy next to him replies, "Before you tell that joke you should > know > something. I'm 6' tall, 200 lbs. and a redneck. The guy sitting > next to me > is 6'2", 225 lbs. and a redneck. The fella next to him is 6'5", > 250 lbs. > and also is a redneck. Do you still want to tell that joke?" > > The first guy says, "Nah. I don't want to have to explain it three > times."