Just rec'd this from Kathie Davis on KYROOTS and thought I'd pass it along! I Shot A Query Into The Net I shot a query into the Net. I haven't got an answer yet, But seven people gave me hell And said I ought to learn to spell; A posted message called me rotten For ignoring mail I'd never gotten; An angry message asked me, "Please Don't send such drivel overseas"; A lawyer sent me private mail And swore he'd slap me in jail -- I'd mentioned Un*x in my gem And failed to add the T and M; One netter thought it was a hoax: "Hereafter, post to <net.jokes>!"; Another called my grammar vile And criticized my writing style. Each day I scan each Subject line In hopes the topic will be mine; I shot a query into the Net. I haven't got an answer yet ........