Someone sent me this. I regret that it included no author or source. But I thought it appropriate fun for this forum. Elizzabeth ******************************************************* I CLIMBED MY FAMILY TREE I climbed my family tree and found, it wasn't worth the climb. so I scrambles down convinced it was a waste of time. Some branches of my tree I found, were rotton to the core, And all the tree was full of sap, and hung with nuts galore, I used to brag of my kinfold, before I made the climb. But truth compels me not to tell, of those not worth a dime. And beg my friends who boast aloud, Of their ancestors great. To climb their family tree and learn of those who weren't so "straight". I learned what family trees are like, and I scrambled down. They are like at tater-vine, 'cause the best are underground.