Since Boob won't stop posting links to my family tree, I've decided to post my actual history for you to see. Over 950 names as of 27 Nov 2001. 350 arrest warrants as of Nov 2007 Earliest birth in my direct line: Cheeta Earliest birth on tree: same as above Working on connection to HRH the Prince Willem Alexander of the Netherlands, Prince of Orange, through the Von Ditten line and SpongeBob Square-pants on my mothers side. Here's a photo of my great uncle Peder Moen He had a thing for little boys so they called him Ole PederFile. http://familytreemaker.genealogy.com/users/s/a/l/Scott-A-Salberg/PHOTO/0012photo.html Here's a picture of me and my brother Chris. from the 60's. You'll notice my homosexuality was raging even then. I am humping his ass. http://familytreemaker.genealogy.com/users/s/a/l/Scott-A-Salberg/PHOTO/0014photo.html What family history would be complete without a picture of my mother Sharon Scharf. This photo was taken by her pimp before she left for work. http://familytreemaker.genealogy.com/users/s/a/l/Scott-A-Salberg/PHOTO/0006photo.html