(I took the liberty of checking the appropriate items) Important document for your estate planning. LIVING WILL FORM I, ____________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead partisan politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it, or lawyers/doctors/hospitals interested in simply running up the bills. If after a reasonable amount of time passes, and I fail to ask for: (Check appropriate items) __x__a Crown Drink____x__a Martini ___x___a Margarita___x___a Bloody Mary or a beer ___x____a Glass of Chardonnay ___x___a Steak ____x__Lobster or crab legs ___x___the TV remote control __x____a bowl of ice cream ____x__the sports page ___x___ Sex Or____x__Chocolate ... It should be presumed that I won't ever get any better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes, and call it a day. At this point, it is time to call the New Orleans Jazz Funeral Band to come and do their thing at my funeral, and ask all of my friends to raise their glasses to toast the good times we have had. Signature:__________________________ Date: _________________ *P. S.: I hear that in Ireland there is a Nursing Home with a Pub. The patients are happier, and they have a lot more visitors. Some of them don't even need embalming when their time comes. If anyone knows the name of this happy place, PLEASE pass it on.