Why some men have a Dog, but no wife... > >  > 1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you. >  >  >  > 2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name. >  >  >  > 3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor. >  >  >  > 4. A dog's parents never visit. >  >  >  > 5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across. >  >  > 6. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk. >  >  >  > 7. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing. >  >  >  > 8. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get >another dog?" > >  >  >  >  > 9. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away. >  >  >  > 10. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a >pervert. > >  >  >  > 11. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think >it's interesting. > >  >  >  >And last... but not least: > > >12. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff. >  >