Q: Where do you learn to make ice cream? A: Sundae school! Q: That did the rug say to the floor? A: Don't move I've got you covered! Q: What can you hold without even touch it? A: A conversation! Q: What happens when frogs park illegally? A: They get toad! Q: What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a burger? A: Fast food! Q: What do you do when two snails have a fight? A: Leave them to slug it out!