----- Forwarded Message ---- From: "AWDEWD@aol.com" <AWDEWD@aol.com> Sent: Tue, October 2, 2012 4:12:52 PM Subject: MY GARMIN   MY GARMIN I have a little Garmin.  It sits there in my car.  A Garmin is a driver's friend - It tells you where you are. I have a little Garmin.  I've had it all my life It's better than the normal ones My Garmin is my wife. It gives me full instructionsEspecially how to drive "It's thirty miles an hour", it says "You're doing thirty five". It tells me when to stop and startAnd when to use the brake And tells me that it's never everSafe to overtake. It tells me when a light is redAnd when it goes to green It seems to know instinctively Just when to intervene. It lists the vehicles just in frontAnd all those to the rear And taking this into accountIt specifies my gear. I'm sure no other driverHas so helpful a device For when we leave and lock the car It still gives its advice. It fills me up with counselingEach journey's pretty fraught So why don't I exchange itAnd get a quieter sort? Ah well, you see, it cleans the house,Makes sure I'm properly fed,It washes all my shirts and things And - keeps me warm in bed! Despite all these advantagesAnd my tendency to scoff, I do wish that once in a whileI could turn the poor thing off!