1. I'd like to be the ideal mother, but I'm too busy raising my kids.  2. 80.5 million are the number of mothers of all ages in the USA.   3. 81% of women between 40 and 44 are mothers.   4. Women expect to have 2 children in their lifetime.   5. Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life.   6. Parents often talk about the younger generations as if they didn't have anything to do with it.   7. A mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter De Vries   8. God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers. - A Jewish Proverb   9. There is only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it. - Chinese Proverb   10. A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest. - Irish Proverb