Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.   Drooling: How teething babies wash their chins.   Dumbwaiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.   Family planning: The art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep you on the edge of financial disaster.   Feedback: The inevitable result when the baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots.   Full name: What you call your child when you're mad at him.   Grandparents: The people who think your children are wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising them right.   Impregnable: A woman whose memory of labor is still vivid.   Independent: How we want our children to be as long as they do everything we say.   Prenatal: When your life was still somewhat your own.   Prepared childbirth: A contradiction in terms.   Puddle: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it.   Show off: A child who is more talented than yours.   Sterilize: What you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it and to your last baby's pacifier by blowing on it.   Temper tantrums: What you should keep to a minimum so as to not upset the children.   Whodunit: None of the kids that live in your house.   Whoops: An exclamation that translates roughly into "get a sponge."