Subject: TWO BOYS >>Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous. >> >>They are always getting into trouble and their parents know if any mischief >>occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved. >> >>The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in >>disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. >> >>The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually. >> >>The mother sent the 8 year old in the morning, with the older boy to see the >>preacher in the afternoon. >> >>The preacher, a huge man with a deep booming voice, sat the younger boy down and >> >>asked him sternly, >> >>"Do you know where God is, son?" >> >>The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed >>with his mouth hanging open. >> >>So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone, >> >>"Where is God?! >> >>Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. >> >>The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face >>and bellowed, "WHERE IS GOD?!" >> >>The boy screamed & bolted from the room, ran directly home & dove into his >>closet, slamming the door behind him. >> >>When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, >> >>"What happened?" >> >>The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, >> >>"We are in BIG trouble this time!" >> >>"GOD is missing, and they think WE did it!" >> >> >>PLEASE DON'T LAUGH ALONE. >> >>        >> >>