So there's this Wizard who worked in a factory. Everything was satisfactory except that certain miscreants, taking advantage of his good nature, would steal his parking spot. This continued until he put up the following sign: "This parking space belongs to the Wizard...Violators will be toad." =========== My neighbor's young son swallowed a quarter, a dime and a nickel. He was rushed to the hospital. The next day I asked my neighbor how his son was doing, and he replied, "No change yet". =========== Q: What time do ducks wake up in the morning? A: At the quack of dawn.