Thanks Edna - Keep up the good work, my wife laughed at the latest offering, as did I :-) I enjoy the majority of the humour that you have been posting and really appreciate the ones with a reflective nature. Trusting that your health has improved. Regards & blessings Bruce Cavanagh (Rev'd) -----Original Message----- From: genhumor-bounces@rootsweb.com [mailto:genhumor-bounces@rootsweb.com] On Behalf Of Edna Wakeham Sent: Wednesday, 12 September 2012 9:16 a.m. To: GenHumor Subject: [GENHUMOR] Fw: 24 Hours (awdewd) Mike returns from the doctor and tells his wife that theDoctor has told him that he has only 24 hours to live. Given the prognosis, Mike asks his wife for sex. Naturally, she agrees, so they make love. About 6 hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says, 'Honey, you know I now have only 18 hours to live. Could we please do it one more time?' Of course, the wife agrees, and they do it again. Later, as the man gets into bed, he looks at his watch and realizes that he now has only 8 hours left. He touches his wife's shoulder and asks, 'Honey, please... just one more time before I die.' She says, 'Of course, Dear,' and they make love for the third time. After this session, the wife rolls over and falls asleep. Mike, however, worried about his impending death, tosses and turns, until he's down to 4 more hours. He taps his wife, who rouses. 'Honey, I have only 4 more hours...Do you think we could...'At this point the wife sits up and says, 'Listen Mike, enough is enoughI have to get up in the morning...you don't.'           ------------------------------- To unsubscribe from the list, please send an email to GENHUMOR-request@rootsweb.com with the word 'unsubscribe' without the quotes in the subject and the body of the message