The  local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because  she had just gotten married for the fourth time. > >The interviewer asked her questions about  her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and  then about her new husband's occupation. > >"He's a funeral director," she answered. > >"Interesting," the newsman thought. > >He then asked her if she wouldn't mind  telling him a little about her first three husbands and what they  did for a living. > >She paused for a few moments, needing time  to reflect on all those years. > >After a short time, a smile came to her  face and she answered proudly, explaining that she had first  married a banker when she was in her 20's, then a circus  ringmaster when in her 40's, and a preacher when in her 60's, and  now - in her 80's - a funeral director > >The interviewer looked at her, quite  astonished, and asked why she had married four men with such  diverse careers. > >(wait for it) > >She smiled and explained, "I married >One for the money, >Two  for the show, >Three  to get ready , >And four to go. " > >Oh, just hush-up, stop  groaning and send  this one on to those who want to share  a laugh. >     >