Fact: 50% of the doctors practicing in this country today graduated in the lower half of their class. Doctor: "Mrs. Larson, you're not going deaf in your left ear; you seem to have a suppository stuck in there." Mrs. Larson: "Well now I know what happened to my hearing aid." Medical Examiner's Findings: 1. The patient didn't die of anything serious. 2. The man had never been fatally ill before. 3. Cause of death is unknown as patient died without the aid of a doctor. 4. Went to bed feeling on top of the world, but when he woke up he was dead. 5. The cause of death was an act of God under very suspicious circumstances. 6. The patient died in a state of perfect health Actual Doctors' Names Dr. Barker...Veterinarian Dr. Hacker...Surgeon Dr. Skinner...Dermatologist Dr. Born...Ob-Gyn Dr. Groth...Oncologist Dr. Butt...Gastroenterology Dr. Tickles...Pediatrician Dr. Looney...Psychiatrist Dr. Bone...Orthopedics Dr. Gore...Emergency Medicine Dr. Kidd...Pediatrician Dr. Foote...Podiatrist If you've got your health, you've got everything. And if you don't have your health, sooner or later your doctor has everything.