Beware of Companies With These Hiring Slogans: "JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPANY": We have no time to train you. "CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE": We don't pay enough to expect that you'll dress up. "MUST BE DEADLINE ORIENTED": You'll be six months behind on your first day. "SOME OVERTIME REQUIRED": Some each night and some each weekend. "DUTIES WILL VARY": Anyone in the office can boss you around. "MUST HAVE AN EYE FOR DETAIL": We have no quality control.