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    1. [GENHUMOR] Fw: IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD from Pam
    2. Edna Wakeham
    3.   Subject: Fw: IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD #yiv5941508 DIV { MARGIN:0px;} IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD 1) You can't count your hair. 2) You can't wash your eyes with soap. 3) You can't breathe through your nose when your tongue is out. Put your tongue back in your mouth, you idiot. Ten (10) Things I know about you. 1) You are reading this. 2) You are human. 3) You can't say the letter ''P'' without separating your lips. 4) You just attempted to do it. 6) You are laughing at yourself. 7) You have a smile on your face and you skipped No. 5. 8) You just checked to see if there is a No. 5. 9) You laugh at this because you are a fun loving person & everyone does it too. 10) You are probably going to send this to see who else falls for it. You have received this e-mail because I didn't want to be alone in the idiot category. Have a great Day. Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many." Give me the grace to see a joke, To get some humor out of life, And pass it on to other folk

    02/24/2013 08:18:08