WHETHER THE WEATHER Whether the weather be fine Or whether the weather be not Whether the weather be cold Or whether the weather be hot We'll weather the weather Whatever the weather Whether we like it or not. Now some like it cold And some like it hot I like it in between Cause extremes I like not. (Did you ever notice that the weather at home improves as soon as you leave town?) On rainy days I sit and ponder And hope that it will stop Oh no, the roof is leaking now Where is that doggone mop? (there will be a rain dance Friday night...weather permitting)  The wind's another story, Cause it makes my hair a mess. Moose and gel and hair spray To hold each wayward tress.   And in the fall, we rake and rake and rake and rake and rake. And just around the corner We'll see a little snow. Softly drifting snowflakes How deep? We just don't know.   Now we long for spring to come, To see the flowers bloom; But with it comes that rain again And we're filled with soggy gloom. Summer sneaks right up on us, And hits us with a blast!  Where the heck did spring go? Hot and sticky got here fast! We are simply never satisfied With the weather that's our lot If it's cold we moan and groan, And wish that it was hot. And if it's hot; like it not We wish that it would rain Maybe just a good strong wind Would cool us down again! Boring Weather facts: According to NASA, the U.S. has the world's most violent weather. In a typical year, the U.S. can expect some 10,000 violent thunderstorms, 5000 floods, 1000 tornadoes, and several hurricanes.