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    1. [GENHUMOR] Fw: YOU THOUGHT YOU KNEW EVERYTHING ! from Pam
    2. Edna Wakeham
    3. *****************************************************************************    The   liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a  substitute  for Blood   plasma. ***************************************************************************  No  piece of paper can be folded in   half more than  seven (7)   times.                         Oh  go ahead...I'll   wait... ****************************************************************************  Donkeys kill more people annually  than   plane crashes or shark attacks. (So, watch  your  Ass ) ************************************************************************  You  burn more calories  sleeping than  you do  watching  television. **************************************************************************  Oak  trees do not produce acorns until  they are fifty   (50) years of age or older.  ****************************************************************************  The  first product to have a bar   code was   Wrigley's gum. *************************************************************************  The  King of Hearts is the only   king WITHOUT   A MUSTACHE ***************************************************************************  American  Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987  by  eliminating one (1) olive  from   each salad served in   first-class. **************************************************************************  Venus  is the only planet that  rotates  clockwise. (Since   Venus is normally associated with women, what does  this tell you?) (That women are going in the  'right' direction...?) *********************************************************************  Apples,  not caffeine,  are  more  efficient at waking you up in the  morning  . ************************************   *********************************** Most   dust particles in your house are made  from  DEAD   SKIN ! ************************************************************************    **** The first owner of the Marlboro   Company died of lung cancer.  So  did  the first ' Marlboro  Man'.  ***************************************************************************  Walt  Disney was afraid       OF MICE! **************************************************************************  PEARLS   DISSOLVE IN   VINEGAR  !  *********************************************************************  The  three most valuable brand names  on  earth: Marlboro,  Coca   Cola ,  and Budweiser, in  that  order.  **********************************************************************  It is possible to lead a cow  upstairs...  but,   not downstairs. ************************************************************************ A   duck's quack doesn't echo, and  no  one knows why. ************************************************************************  Dentists  have recommended that a  toothbrush be kept at  least six (6) feet  away from a  toilet to avoid  airborne particles resulting  from the  flush. (I  keep  my toothbrush in the living room  now  !) ***************************************************  And   the best for last..... Turtles   can breathe through their  butts. (I  know some people like that, don't YOU   ?) So....................... Remember,   knowledge is everything, so pass it  on......   and  go  move your toothbrush!   And stop folding  that darn paper     -- What does the Lord require of you, but to do justice, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with your God?

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