Date: Tuesday, March 12, 2013, 2:10 PM     These fit so well they  should be in a dictionary.   BEAUTY  PARLOR: A  place where women curl up and dye. CHICKENS: The  only animals you eat before they are born and after they are  dead. COMMITTEE: A  body that keeps minutes and wastes hours. DUST: Mud  with the juice squeezed out. EGOTIST: Someone  who is usually me-deep in conversation. HANDKERCHIEF: Cold  Storage. INFLATION: Cutting  money in half without damaging the paper. MOSQUITO: An  insect that makes you like flies better. RAISIN: A  grape that got too much sun. SECRET: Something  you tell to one person at a time. SKELETON: A  bunch of bones with the person scraped off. TOOTHACHE: The  pain that drives you to extraction. TOMORROW: One  of the greatest labor saving devices of  today. YAWN: An  honest opinion openly expressed. And  MY Personal Favorite! WRINKLES: Something  other people have, Similar  to my character lines.