Subject: New definitions     Chuckles.  We need chuckles.  I know you'll want to increase your vocab. nf      1.  ARBITRATOR:    A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonalds   2.  AVOIDABLE:    What a  bullfighter tries to  do  3.  BERNADETTE: The act of torching a mortgage  4.  BURGLARIZE:    What a crook sees with  5.  CONTROL: A short, ugly  inmate     6.  COUNTERFEITERS: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets  7 .  ECLIPSE: What an English barber does for a living  8.  EYEDROPPER: A clumsy ophthalmologist  9.  HEROES: What a guy in a boat does 10.  LEFTBANK:   What the robber did when his bag was full of  money 11.  MISTY:   How golfers create divots 12.  PARADOX:   Two  physicians 13.  PARASITES:    What you see from  the top of the Eiffel T ower 14.  PHARMACIST:   A helper on the farm 15.  POLARIZE:   What penguins see with 16.  PRIMATE:   Removing your spouse from in front of the TV 17.  RELIEF:     What trees do in the spring 18. RUBBERNECK:   What you do to relax your wife 19.  SELFISH:    What the owner of a seafood store does 20.  SUDAFED:   Brought litigation against a government official   -- Irene -- Irene ----- End forwarded message -----