Don't put all your eggs in one basket. Everyone needs a friend who is all ears. There's no such thing as too much candy. All work and no play can make you a basket case. A cute tail attracts a lot of attention. Everyone is entitled to a bad hare day. Let happy thoughts multiply like rabbits. Some body parts should be floppy. Keep your paws off of other people's jelly beans. Good things come in small, sugar coated packages. The grass is always greener in someone else's basket. To show your true colors, you have to come out of the shell. The best things in life are still sweet and gooey. In a group of rabbits how do you tell which is the oldest? Look for the gray hairs. What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards? A receding hairline. When I'm feeling down,  I like to eat a bucket of fried chicken  in front of a Jenny Craig Outlet. For Your Information "Surfing the net" will not make you go blind, but sitting on the toilet too long, will make your legs go numb. The older you get, the better you get,  (unless you're a banana) Sticks and stones may break my bones, and so would an 80 lb. carrot. What's the best way to catch a wild rabbit? Stand in the woods and make a sound like a carrot. How do you know when you're eating rabbit stew? When it has hares in it. Did somebody say wabbit stew? Happy Easter!