Subject:The REAL story of the 3 bears!!   Baby bear goes downstairs, sits  in his small chair at the table. He looks into his small bowl. It  is empty. 'Who's been eating my porridge?' he  squeaks.  Daddy Bear arrives at the big  table and sits in his big chair. He looks into his big bowl and it is  also empty. 'Who's been eating my porridge?!?' he  roars.  Mummy Bear puts her head through  the serving hatch from the kitchen and yells, 'For God's sake, how  many times do I have to go through this with you idiots? It was Mummy  Bear who got up first. It was Mummy Bear who woke everyone in the  house. It was Mummy Bear who made the coffee. It was Mummy Bear who  unloaded the dishwasher from last night and put everything away. It  was Mummy Bear who swept the floor in the kitchen. It was Mummy Bear  who went out in the cold early morning air to fetch The newspaper and  croissants. It was Mummy Bear who set the damn  table.  'It  was Mummy Bear who walked the bloody dog, cleaned the cat's litter  tray, gave them their food, and refilled their  water.  'And  now that you've decided to drag your sorry bear-arses downstairs and  grace Mummy Bear with your grumpy presence, listen carefully, because  I'm only going to say this once....  'I HAVEN'T MADE THE  Porridge  YET!'