> > An engineer dies and reports to the Pearly Gates. > > Saint Peter checks his dossier and, not seeing his name > there, accidentally sends him to Hell. > > It doesn't take long before the engineer becomes rather > dissatisfied with the level of comfort in Hell. > > He soon begins to design and build improvements. > > Shortly thereafter, Hell has air conditioning, flush toilets > and escalators.  Needless to say, the engineer is a > pretty popular guy. > > One day, God calls Satan and says with a sneer: "So, how are > things in Hell?" > > Satan replies: "Hey, things are going great. We've got air > conditioning, flush toilets, and escalators. And there's no > telling what this engineer is going to come up with next." > > "What!" God exclaims: "You've got an engineer?  That's > a mistake, he should never have been sent to Hell.  > Send him to me." > > "Not a chance," Satan replies: "I like having an engineer on > the staff, and I'm keeping him!" > > God insists: "Send him back, or I'll sue!" > > Satan laughs uproariously and answers: "Yeah, right. And > where are you going to get a Lawyer?"

Edna, We miss you, come back to our computer. Stephen King -----Original Message----- From: edna9484 <edna9484@sbcglobal.net> To: GenHumor <GenHumor@rootsweb.com> Sent: Thu, May 2, 2013 10:58 am Subject: [GENHUMOR] Fw: When an engineer goes to hell R. Clemmer) > > An engineer dies and reports to the Pearly Gates. > > Saint Peter checks his dossier and, not seeing his name > there, accidentally sends him to Hell. > > It doesn't take long before the engineer becomes rather > dissatisfied with the level of comfort in Hell. > > He soon begins to design and build improvements. > > Shortly thereafter, Hell has air conditioning, flush toilets > and escalators. Needless to say, the engineer is a > pretty popular guy. > > One day, God calls Satan and says with a sneer: "So, how are > things in Hell?" > > Satan replies: "Hey, things are going great. We've got air > conditioning, flush toilets, and escalators. And there's no > telling what this engineer is going to come up with next." > > "What!" God exclaims: "You've got an engineer? That's > a mistake, he should never have been sent to Hell. > Send him to me." > > "Not a chance," Satan replies: "I like having an engineer on > the staff, and I'm keeping him!" > > God insists: "Send him back, or I'll sue!" > > Satan laughs uproariously and answers: "Yeah, right. And > where are you going to get a Lawyer?" ------------------------------- To unsubscribe from the list, please send an email to GENHUMOR-request@rootsweb.com with the word 'unsubscribe' without the quotes in the subject and the body of the message