> > > > > > > > > > > > >--- > > >  >>  >>  >>  >>Getting Old !!!   >>  >>  >>  >>Two Elderly Gentlemen >>from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to > >>the other and says: 'Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and >>pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?' >> >>Slim says, 'I feel just like a newborn baby.' >> >>'Really!? Like a newborn baby!?' >> >>'Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.' >> >> >>Hospital Regulations >>require a wheel chair for patients being discharged.  However, while working as > >>a student nurse, I found one elderly gentleman already dressed and sitting on >>the bed with a suitcase at his feet, who insisted hedidn't need my help to leave >> >>the hospital. >> >>After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly let me wheel him to the >>elevator. >> >>On the way down I asked him if his wife was meeting him. >> >>'I don't know,' he said. 'She's still upstairs in the bathroom changing out of >>her hospital gown.' x>>