Thought  for the day:  Be who you are and say what you feel because those that matter don't mind. . . and those that mind don't matter!    My mind works like lightning,one brilliant  Flash and it is gone.    The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the bathroom.    My idea of a super bowl is a toilet that cleans itself!  A husband is someone who, after takingthe trash out, gives the impression that  he just cleaned the whole house.     and my favorite is..... My next house will have no kitchen -  just  vending machines and a large trash can.