>Calmness and Inner Peace >We could all use a little more calmness in our lives. >Dr Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish >all the things you have started and have never finished." > >So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't >finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of >White Zinfandel, 2 bottles of beer, > >a package of Oreos, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, a box of >chocolates, >and a half bottle of rum.  > >You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now. >Pass this on to those whom you think might be in need of inner peace. > > >