>>>>> WHY MEN ARE SELDOM DEPRESSED: >>>>>  >>>>>  >>>>>Men Are Just Happier People -- >>>>>What do you expect from such simple creatures? >>>>>Your last name stays put. >>>>>The garage is all yours. >>>>>Wedding plans take care of themselves. >>>>>Chocolate is just another snack. >>>>>You can be President. >>>>>You can never be pregnant. >>>>>You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. >>>>>You can wear NO shirt to a water park. >>>>>Car mechanics tell you the truth. >>>>>The world is your urinal. >>>>>You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just >>>>> >>>>>too icky. >>>>>You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. >>>>>Same work, more pay. >>>>>Wrinkles add character. >>>>>Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. >>>>>People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. >>>>>New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.   >>>>>One mood all the  time.   >>>>>Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. >>>>>You know stuff about tanks. >>>>>A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. >>>>>You can open all your own  jars. >>>>>You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. >>>>>If someone forgets to invite you, >>>>>He or she can still be your friend.   >>>>>Your underwear is  $8.95 for a three-pack. >>>>>Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.. >>>>>You almost never have strap problems in public. >>>>>You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.. >>>>>Everything on your face stays its original color. >>>>>The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. >>>>>You only have to shave your face and neck.   >>>>>You can play with toys all your life. >>>>>One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. >>>>>You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. >>>>>You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife. >>>>>You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.   >>>>>You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives >>>>>On December 24 in 25 minutes. >>>>>No wonder men are happier.