________________________________ From: Rebecca Clemmer <rbclemmer@bellsouth.net> Sent: Thu, September 27, 2012 10:45:20 PM Subject: MY GARMIN MY GARMIN I have a little Garmin  It sits there in my car  A Garmin is a driver's friend  It tells you where you are ...... I have a little Garmin I've had it all my life  It's better than the normal ones  My Garmin is my wife  It gives me full instructions  Especially how to drive  "It's thirty miles an hour", it says  "You're doing thirty five"  It tells me when to stop and start  And when to use the brake  And tells me that it's never ever Safe to overtake.  It tells me when a light is red  And when it goes to green It seems to know instinctively  Just when to intervene.  It lists the vehicles just in front  And all those to the rear  And taking this into account  It specifies my gear.  I'm sure no other driver  Has so helpful a device  For when we leave and lock the car  It still gives its advice.  It fills me up with counseling  Each journey's pretty fraught  So why don't I exchange it  And get a quieter sort?  Ah well, you see, it cleans the house,  Makes sure I'm properly fed,  It washes all my shirts and things  And - keeps me warm in bed!  Despite all these advantages  And my tendency to scoff,  I do wish that once in a while I could turn the darned thing off! Humor Keeps Me Sane