----- Forwarded Message ---- From: "AWDEWD@aol.com" <AWDEWD@aol.com> Sent: Tue, January 15, 2013 9:45:04 AM Subject: OHOH    Tim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was cleaning his golf shoes.   His wife was standing there watching him. After along period of silence she finally speaks. "Honey, I've been thinking, now that we are married I think it's time you quit golfing.   Maybe you should sell your golf clubs." Tim gets this horrified look on his face. She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"   ”There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife.” "Ex wife!" she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!"   ”I wasn't!“