LITTLE SMARTY PANTS............LOL > > > > > >Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on beds next to each other, waiting >outside the Operating Room. >The first kid leans over and asks, 'What are you in here for?' >The second kid says, 'I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little >nervous.' > >The first kid says, 'You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I >was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you > >lots of jello and ice cream. >It's a breeze.' >The second kid then asks, 'What are you in here for? >The first kid says, 'A circumcision.' >And the second kid says, 'Whoa, good luck with that one, buddy! >I had that done when I was BORN ... Couldn't walk for a year. > > > >