Miss Beatrice,The church organist,was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastorcame to call on her and she showed him into her quaintsitting room.   She invited him to have aseat while she prepared tea...As he sat facing her old Hammond organ; the youngminister noticed a cut glass bowl sitting on top of it.The bowl was filled with water,and in the water floated. Of allthings, a condom! When she returnedwith tea and scones, theybegan to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosityAbout the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist. 'Miss Beatrice', he said,'I wonder if you would tell me about this? Pointing to the bowl.   'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'isn’t it wonderful? I was walkingthrough the park a fewmonths ago and I foundthis little package on the ground.The directions saidto place it on the organ,Keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter?