----- Forwarded Message ---- From: "AWDEWD@aol.com" <AWDEWD@aol.com> Sent: Sun, January 6, 2013 3:43:08 PM Subject: Humor Quotes From Great Minds As you get older three things happen.The first is your memory goes,and I can't remember the other two. - Norman Wisdom One of the most difficult things in the world Is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money. Edgar Watson Howe * A true friend is one who overlooks your failures And tolerates your success! Doug Larson * A harmful truth is always better than a useful lie! Eric Bolton * We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.*" Phyllis Diller * Laughter is the closest distance between two people. Victor Borge * Start every day with a smile and get it over with. W.C. Fields * Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. *Will Rogers * Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day. Mickey Rooney * Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't. Erica Jong * Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out of it alive. Elbert Hubbard * Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use. Wendell Johnson