A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a rifle. "It's for my husband," she tells the clerk. "Did he tell you what gauge to get?" asked the clerk. "Are you kidding?" she says. "He doesn't even know that I'm going to shoot him!" ========== My broker called me this morning and said, "Remember that stock we bought and I said you'd be able to retire at age 65?" "Yes, I remember," I said. "Well," my broker continued, "your retirement age is now 108." ========== A university professor went to visit a famous spiritual master. While the master quietly served tea, the professor talked about his spiritual path. The master poured the visitor's cup to the brim, and then kept pouring. The professor watched the overflowing cup until he could no longer restrain himself. "It's overfull! No more will go in!" the professor blurted. "You are like this cup," the master replied, "How can you absorb my teachings unless you first empty your cup." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Looking for simple solutions to your real-life financial challenges? Check out WalletPop for the latest news and information, tips and calculators. -- I am using the free version of SPAMfighter for home users. SPAMfighter has removed 1671 spam emails to date. Paying users do not have this message in their emails. Get the free SPAMfighter here: http://www.spamfighter.com/len