Whether we are Dem, Rep or Ind, I hope you'll get a kick out of this! A?young boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is Politics?" Dad says, "Well, son, let me try to explain it this way: I am the head of the family, so call me the PRESIDENT. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the GOVERNMENT. We are here to take care of your needs, so we call you THE PEOPLE. The nanny, we will consider her the WORKING CLASS. And your baby brother - we will call him THE FUTURE. Now, think about that and see if it makes sense to? you." So the?young boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has just said. Later that night, the boy hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the?young boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now." His father says, "Good, Son! Tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about." The?young boy replies: THE PRESIDENT is scr--ing THE WORKING CLASS while THE GOVERNMENT is sound asleep. THE PEOPLE are being ignored and THE FUTURE is in deep poo poo!