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    1. [GENHUMOR] Sll God's Children
    2. After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing he said was ' DON'T!' 'Don't what? ' Adam replied. 'Don't eat the forbidden fruit.' God said. 'Forbidden fruit?We have forbidden fruit?? Hey Eve..we have forbidden fruit!!' 'No Way!' 'Yes way!' 'Do NOT eat the fruit" said God.? 'Why not? ' 'Because I am your father and I said so!' God replied, wondering why had hadn't stopped creation after making the elephants. A few minuts later, God saw His children having an apple break and was He ticked! 'Didn't I tell you not to eat that fruit?' God asked. 'Uh huh,'? Adam replied. 'Then why did you do it?' said the Father. 'I don't know,'? said Eve. 'She started it', Adam said. 'Did not'! 'DID TOO!'? 'Did Not!'??? Having had it with the two of them, God's punishment was that Adam and Eve should have children of their own. Thus the pattern was set and it has never changed.

    09/22/2008 08:46:55