Best Foot Forward Today when I took my Mother in Law to the Doctor, a nice young man came in and he had only one leg, but he had a titanium leg with a shoe on it for the other one. He was looking around for a magazine to read, so I promptly picked one up and handed it to him and said, "Here's a magazine for you", as I handed it to him, I saw that on the front of the cover was a double leg amputee sitting in a wheel chair. I could have crawled under the chair. My son said he did the same thing. He had seen this guy the night before at a little league game and noticed he was on crutches. He had hurt his leg in a motorcycle accident a few months back. They next night my son sees him at a cub scout meeting, the man was sitting at the table. So Rick goes over and says, "How's the leg doing?" Just then he looks down and the guy has no leg.... the trouser part of his pants was pinned up. Rick's says, "what happened, I saw you yesterday and you had a leg?" "I had on my titanium leg yesterday", the guy says. Rick then says to the guy, "geez, do I know how to put my foot in my mouth or what" Rick said he then thought maybe he shouldn't have said that either.. The more he said the worse it got. Our whole family has the foot in mouth disease.