Murphy's Law of Research Enough research will tend to support your theory. Murphy's Law of Copiers The legibility of a copy is inversely proportional to its importance. Which means if it is really really important and you need it in ten minutes, it will be unreadable. The Murphy Philosophy Smile . . . tomorrow will be worse. Murphy's Constant Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value Murphy's Technology Laws You can never tell which way the train went by looking at the track. More Laws of Life Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence. Whenever a system becomes completely defined, some damn fool discovers something which either abolishes the system or expands it beyond recognition. Technology is dominated by those who manage what they do not understand. If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization. The opulence of the front office decor varies inversely with the fundamental solvency of the firm. The attention span of a computer is only as long as it electrical cord. An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Looking for a car that's sporty, fun and fits in your budget? Read reviews on AOL Autos. -- I am using the free version of SPAMfighter for private users. It has removed 1526 spam emails to date. Paying users do not have this message in their emails. Get the free SPAMfighter here: http://www.spamfighter.com/len