-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Psychiatrists vs. Bartenders EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I'VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT. So I went to a shrink and told him . . . 'I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy' 'Just put yourself in my hands for one year,' said the shrink. 'Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears.' 'How much do you charge?' 'Eighty dollars per visit,' replied the doctor. 'I'll sleep on it,' I said. Six months later the doctor met me on the street. 'Why didn't you ever come to see me about those fears you were having?' he asked. 'Well, Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup!' 'Is that so! With an attitude he asked and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?' 'He told me to cut the legs off the bed! - Ain't nobody under there now! ' TO HECK WITH THOSE SHRINKS. GO HAVE A DRINK & TALK TO YOUR BARTENDER! ELECTRONIC COMMUNICATION DISCLAIMER The information contained in this email and any attachments is confidential and intended solely for the use of the named addressee(s). Any unauthorized use, copying, disclosure, or distribution of this information is strictly prohibited and may be unlawful. If you are not the intended recipient, please notify the sender immediately and delete this e-mail. -- I am using the free version of SPAMfighter for Personal use. SPAMfighter has removed 1726 of my spam emails to date. Get the free SPAMfighter here: http://www.spamfighter.com/len The Trial and Professional version does not have this message in the email