An old blacksmith realized he was soon going to quit working so hard. He picked out a strong young man to become his apprentice. The old fellow was crabby and exacting. "Don't ask me a lot of questions," he told the boy. "Just do whatever I tell you to do." One day the old blacksmith took an iron out of the forge and laid it on the anvil. "Get the hammer over there," he said. "When I nod my head, hit it real good and hard." Now the town is looking for a new blacksmith. ========== Q: How do you get a man to do sit-ups? A: Put the remote control between his toes. Q: What do you call a German with a bad attitude? A: A sour kraut ========= -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- New MapQuest Local shows what's happening at your destination. Dining, Movies, Events, News & more. Try it out! -- I am using the free version of SPAMfighter for Personal use. SPAMfighter has removed 1726 of my spam emails to date. Get the free SPAMfighter here: http://www.spamfighter.com/len The Trial and Professional version does not have this message in the email