A middle-aged man took his car to an auto repair shop for a checkup. When he received the mechanic's bill, the man flipped out. "Hey!" he yelled to the owner of the shop. "This bill is higher than the one I got from my doctor for a complete physical checkup!" The auto shop owner nodded, "I believe it," he said. "The difference here is, my bill includes the checkup, and...the replacement of worn out parts! =========== Patient: Doctor, you've got to help me. I think I'm a toilet bowl. Psychologist: Relax. You're fine, but you do look a little flushed. ========= A college student walks into his Ornithology class and finds five birds with bags over their heads so only their feet were showing. "What's this?" he asks. "It's an exam," explains the professor. "Your job is to identify each bird by looking at its feet." "This is a really stupid test, you know that?" "What's your name?" demands the angered professor. The student takes off his shoes and answers..."How about you tell me." -- I am using the free version of SPAMfighter for Personal use. SPAMfighter has removed 1731 of my spam emails to date. Get the free SPAMfighter here: http://www.spamfighter.com/len The Trial and Professional version does not have this message in the email