>> >> >> >>A man is walking home alone late one foggy Halloween night, when >>behind >>him he hears: >> >> >>BUMP... >> >> >> >>BUMP... >> >> >> >>BUMP... >> >> >> >> >>Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out >>the image >>of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street >>toward him. >> >> >> >>BUMP... >> >> >> >> >>BUMP... >> >> >> >> >>BUMP... >> >> >> >> >> >>Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing >>quickly behind him. >> >> >> >> >>FASTER... >> >> >> >>FASTER... >> >> >> >> >>BUMP... >> >> >> >> >>BUMP... >> >> >> >> >>BUMP.... >> >> >> >>He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes >>in, slams and locks the door behind him. However, the casket crashes >>through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping. >> >> >>clappity-BUMP... >> >> >> >>clappity-BUMP... >> >> >>clappity-BUMP... >> >> >>on his heels, as the terrified man runs. >> >> >> >>Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, he locks himself in. His heart is >>pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps. >> >> >> >>With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door. >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>Bumping and clapping toward him. >> >> >> >> >> >>The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he >>can find >>is a bottle of cough syrup! Desperate, he throws the cough syrup >>at the >>casket.. >> >> >>and, >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>(hopefully you're ready for this!!!) >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>The coffin stops >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>