Have you ever heard of Gossip Town, On the shore of Falsehood Bay, Where old Dame Rumor, with rustling gown, Is going the livelong day? It isn’t far to Gossip Town For people who want to go. The Idleness train will take you down, In just an hour or so. The Thoughtless road is a popular route. And most folks start that way. But it’s steep down grade; if you don’t watch out, You’ll land in Falsehood Bay. You’ll glide through the valley of Vicious Folk. And into the tunnel of Hate, Then crossing the Add-To bridge, You walk right into the city gate. The principal street is called They-Say, And, I’ve-Heard is the city well, And the breezes that blow from Falsehood Bay Are laden with Don’t- You- Tell. In the midst of the town is Telltale Park, You’re never quite safe while there, For it’s owner is Madam Suspicious Remark, Who lives on the street Don’t Care. Just back of the park is Slanders’ Row, ‘Twas there Good Name died, Pierced by a dart from Jealousy’s bow, In the hands of Envious Pride. >From Gossip Town, Peace long since fled, But Trouble, Grief, and Woe, And Sorrow and Care you’ll meet instead If ever you chance to go. Unknown New MapQuest Local shows what's happening at your destination. Dining, Movies, Events, News & more. Try it out!