TWENTY NINE LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE 1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't. 2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 3..Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. 4..I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. 5.. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive 6.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me 7..Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. 8..Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. 9..I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing. 10...Out of my mind. Back in five minutes 11..Nyquil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine. 12 .. God must love stupid people; He made so many. 13..The gene pool could use a little chlorine. 14..Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. 15.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? -- I am using the free version of SPAMfighter. We are a community of 5.5 million users fighting spam. SPAMfighter has removed 1751 of my spam emails to date. Get the free SPAMfighter here: http://www.spamfighter.com/len The Professional version does not have this message