When Jimmy came home from the birthday party, his grandmother asked him how it was. "Really neat," he replied. "but a funny thing happened. They must have run out of napkins, 'cause they had to use pieces of cloth." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A bakery customer complained about the pastry. "I was making pastry before you were born!" replied the indignant baker. "Maybe so," answered the customer, 'but why wait until now to sell it?" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Two old friends met in the park. "Nu, I haven't seen you in 25 years. Tell me, how is your boy Harry?" "Harry? There's a son! He's a doctor with a wonderful office, with patients from all over the United States!" "Marvelous! And what about Benny?" "Benny? A lawyer. He takes cases all the way up to the Supreme Court!" "My! And your third boy, Izzy?" "Izzy's still Izzy. Still a tailor," sighed the old father. "And I tell you, if not for Izzy, we'd all be starving!" -- I am using the free version of SPAMfighter. We are a community of 5.6 million users fighting spam. SPAMfighter has removed 1862 of my spam emails to date. Get the free SPAMfighter here: http://www.spamfighter.com/len The Professional version does not have this message