----- Original Message ----- From: Rebecca Clemmer To: bailey clemmer Sent: Saturday, November 29, 2008 9:53 PM Subject: MY PHILOSOPHY OF HOUSECLEANING! MY PHILOSOPHY OF HOUSECLEANING! I don't do windows because ... I love birds And don't want one to run into a clean window And get hurt. I don't wax floors because ... I am terrified a guest Will slip and get hurt Then I'll feel terrible ( plus they may sue me.) I don't mind the dust bunnies because ... They are very good company, I have named most of them, And they agree with everything I say. I don't disturb cobwebs because ... I want every creature To have a home of their own. I don't Spring Clean because ... I love all the seasons And don't want the others To get jealous. I don't pull weeds ... In the garden because I don't want to get In God's way, He is an excellent designer! I don't put things away because ... My husband Will never be able To find them again. I don't do gourmet meals . When I entertain because I don't want my guests To stress out over what To make when They invite me Over for dinner. I don't iron because . I choose to believe them When they say "Permanent Press". I don't stress much on anything because . "A Type" personalities Die young And I want to stick around And become a wrinkled up crusty ol' woman!!!! -- I am using the free version of SPAMfighter. We are a community of 5.7 million users fighting spam. SPAMfighter has removed 1936 of my spam emails to date. Get the free SPAMfighter here: http://www.spamfighter.com/len The Professional version does not have this message