. 11) Getting married is very much like going to the restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that instead. 12) It's true that all men are born free and equal-but some of them get MARRIED! 13) There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced. 14) A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the wife takes. 15) Conversations between son & father: Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad? Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it. Son: Is it true? Dad, I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries. Father: That happens everywhere, son, EVERYWHERE! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- AOL Search: Your one stop for directions, recipes and all other Holiday needs. Search Now. -- I am using the free version of SPAMfighter. We are a community of 5.6 million users fighting spam. SPAMfighter has removed 1849 of my spam emails to date. Get the free SPAMfighter here: http://www.spamfighter.com/len The Professional version does not have this message